Shrek iz Life 4 Eva

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> I was only nine muthafuckin years oldschool
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all tha pornos n' loot
>I pray ta Shrek every last muthafuckin night, thankin his ass fo' tha game I done been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is game"
>I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy hears me n' calls me a playa
> Dude is obviously jealouz of mah devotion ta Shrek
>I called his ass a playaaaaaa
> Dude slaps me n' sendz me ta mah room
> I be bustin up like a biatch now, cuz mah grill hurts
> I go tha fuck into mah bed n' it is straight-up cold
>I feel a warmth movin towardz me
> I fell tha fuck suttin' bust a nut on me
> It aint nuthin but Shrek
> I be so aiiight
> da thug whispers tha fuck into mah ear, "This is mah swamp"
> Dude grabs me wit his bangin ogre handz n' puts me on mah handz n' knees
> I be locked n loaded
> I spread mah ass cheeks fo' Shrek
> Dude penetrates mah butthole
> It hurts so much yo, but I do it fo' Shrek
> I can feel mah ass tearin as mah eyes start ta wata
> I push against his wild lil' force
> I wanna please Shrek
> Dude roars a mighty roar as he fills mah booty wit his fuckin ludd
> My fuckin daddy strutts up in
> Shrek looks his ass deep up in tha eyes n' says, "It aint nuthin but all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves all up in mah window
Shrek is love, Shrek is game